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Saturday, August 15, 2015

The Daleks of the River Torridge


Denim: Sir, have you heard what the residents of Bideford call the River Torridge?
Pocket: No, but it's always useful to learn local information like that. What do they call it?
Denim: They say "It's only water under the Long Bridge."
Pocket: Oh. Was that an attempt at humor?
Denim: Just trying to brighten your day, boss.
Pocket: Noted.

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