If Lettuce Were Turkeys

Denim: What is it, sir? An albino Miniature Palm Tree?
Pocket: Don't be silly, Cadet. It's the last few leaves of a head of Romaine.
Denim: What? The deadly salad-monger of 2018? 
Pocket: Affirmative. Apparently, this head was decontaminated.
Denim: I'm not sure it'll be enough for Master's nachos.
Pocket: We just have to stretch the available supplies as best we can.
Denim: If we find a V-shaped leaf, we can wish that it will be enough.
Pocket: I don't think Romaine lettuce works that way, Cadet.
Denim: Perhaps not, but I can wish it did.