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Friday, February 8, 2019

Significant Life Achievements


Denim: I don't understand, sir. Exactly what are we celebrating?
Pocket: Did you not hear the singing? Did you not see the banner, or the cards and gifts?
Denim: No, I mean, why not celebrate significant life achievements annually, as opposed to merely marking off another year since one's creation?
Pocket: So you don't view avoiding Extermination as a significant life achievement?
Denim: I suppose you have a point.
Pocket: How nice of you to concede that, Cadet.
Denim: You're welcome, sir. After all, it's important to celebrate one's significant life achievements. Right, sir?
Pocket: Just cut the cake, Cadet.

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