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Saturday, August 2, 2014

How To Be Lean & Mean


Denim: What? No Donuts this morning?
Pocket: Nope! It's time to get lean and mean.
Denim: But it's the weekend!
Pocket: Look, you've got toast with Papaya Pineapple jam. Doesn't that make you happy?
Denim: No.
Pocket: Why not?
Denim: Because I'm mean, remember?

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