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Sunday, August 3, 2014

Potato Duty


Pocket: Keep alert, Denim! Guard these potatoes with your life!
Denim: But sir, Mistress grew them in her garden. Doesn't she have the right to--
Pocket: Negative! Baking, frying, mashing: there's no end to a Human's insatiable yearning for potatoes!! If we allow them to, these will be gone in a few days!!! We must ration them, ration them, ration them!!!!

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