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Sunday, January 3, 2016

An Alien Flower


Denim: What's this flower called again?
Pocket: It's called an Amaryllis.
Denim: It was all crumpled into a ball when we planted it last night.
Pocket: Like a Dalek, it responds well to a home environment.
Denim: It still reminds me of the alien creatures in "Prometheus."
Pocket: Let's hope it doesn't develop into a face-hugger then.
Denim: Alert! Face-Hugger Transformation Imminent! Alert! ALERT!
Pocket: Relax, cadet. I was just saying it's a possibility, that's all.
Denim: I shall remain vigilant then, sir.
Pocket: Most commendable, cadet. You never want an alien to unexpectedly hug your face.
Denim: Or your dome.
Pocket: Quite.

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