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Saturday, January 2, 2016

On Bon Jovi & Arson


Pocket: I can't wait 'til Master opens his new album. I want to hear some good ole rock'n roll!
Denim: I'm still not sure we should have bought it, sir. I mean, the title, Burning Bridges? It sounds socially irresponsible.
Pocket: I have it on the best authority that no bridges were purposely incinerated during the recording sessions. 
Denim: So you're saying that any fires that erupted were accidents?
Pocket: Of course, cadet. Bon Jovi simply couldn't help it. Hey, when you're hot, you're hot.

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