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Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Introspective About Melville


Denim: Ah, the romance of the sea.
Pocket: I was wondering what Aqua Blue Funfetti frosting would look like.
Denim: Doesn't it remind you of Herman Melville's novels, sir?
Pocket: How? His characters in Typee and Omoo fled their whaling vessels, partly because of poor food onboard.
Denim: But once they recuperated on shore, they always returned to the sea, didn't they?
Pocket: Cadet, can't we just sit here, and admire this cake, without getting all introspective about Melville?
Denim: Yes, sir. Sorry sir.

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