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Saturday, July 11, 2015

Hot on the Wailua Trail

Once upon a time, two Daleks traveled to Kauai.
This is their adventure.


Pocket: So where on Kauai are we today?
Denim: We're at the Wailua River Overlook. It's part of the Wailua Heritage Trail.



Denim: The ancient Hawaiians used this valley to grow their crops.


Pocket: I suppose they ate fish from the river too.
Denim: Not necessarily, or at least not most Hawaiians. The river was considered sacred, and the chief domain of royalty.



Pocket: Oh look, there go some Hawaiian royals now, in their motorboat and kayak! Denim?  Hey, where'd he go?



Pocket: Reduce your forward momentum. You're leaving me behind.
Denim: Sorry, boss. I'm anxious to see more of the trail.
Pocket: Opaekaa Falls? What does that mean?



Denim: Opaeka'a were freshwater shrimp once plentiful here.
Pocket: Did the locals fish for them, or just the royals?


Denim: The royals probably had the locals fish for the shrimp, and serve it to them. 
Pocket: It sounds like it was good to be a Hawaiian royal.
Denim: Perhaps, but it's better to be a Dalek.
Pocket: Agreed. Humans may be kings and queens, but Daleks rule!

Pocket & Denim Dalek

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