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Tuesday, July 21, 2015

The Dalek Arrival


Denim: Look, we've arrived in Heathrow! 
Pocket: Great. I'll wake up Master and Mistress.


Denim: Look at all these roundels! We must have gotten lost in the TARDIS!
Pocket: No, we're in England, all right. The lights are just to remind us that the English use roundabouts instead of traffic lights.


Pocket: Finally, our chariot awaits!
Denim: Wait! What side of the car do we ride on?
Pocket: We're Daleks. We command the middle, as usual.
Denim: It's good to be a Dalek. 


Denim: After watching movies and sleeping on the plane, why have we stopped so soon? Adventure awaits!


Pocket: First, jet lag must be exterminated. Relax, they'll be plenty of time for adventure. Right now, tea awaits.

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