Once upon a time, there were two Daleks who traveled to Kauai.
This is their story.
Pocket: So, what's the name of this place we're visiting again?
Denim: It's called Wailua Falls. It's the famous waterfall from "Fantasy Island."
Pocket: Oh yes, I've seen that show. Do you think we'll meet Mr. Roarke?
Denim: It's possible. He's no mere mortal Human being. He's lived for hundreds of years, and wields supernatural powers.
Pocket: Alert! Alert! Mind your path! Danger! Danger!! Danger!!!
Denim: That's fitting. Mr. Roarke always warned his visitors to select their fantasies with care.
Pocket: Danger level reduced. We've arrived at our destination.
Denim: Yes, sir, isn't it amazing?
Pocket: Amazing? Clarify your statement. What's so amazing?
Denim: Just look at them, sir. Da Falls! Da Falls!! DA FALLS!!!
Pocket: Oh no! My gun's leaking! Leaking!! Leaking!!!
Denim: That's not funny, sir. This place is holy to the Hawaiians. We should be respectful.
Pocket: I acknowledge the logic of your statement. Hawaiians everywhere: please excuse my brief moment of levity.
Denim: Sir, if we meet Mr. Roarke, do you have any fantasies you like him to fulfill?
Pocket: Well, if we could occasionally defeat the Doctor, I would find that acceptable. Acceptable! Acceptable!!!
Denim: No, I meant a specific fantasy you'd like Mr. Roarke to personally fulfill for you, not the entire Dalek race.
Pocket: No, just being on Kauai is a fantasy come true.
Denim: I agree! I agree!! I AGREE!!!
Pocket & Denim Dalek
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