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Thursday, December 10, 2015

The Season of Giving: Day 10


Christmas: Artist, we love all your drawings and paintings. You inspire us so much every day.
Artist: Thanks. Uh...
Christmas: I know, it's coming. They just have to finish it. They worked really hard on it. They're nearly finished, really.
Artist: My olfactory sensors record no baking aromas. Heat sensors fail to detect the oven has been used recently.
Christmas: Oh, I think you'll like this better than candy or cookies.



Artist: Salt and Pepper, you knitted this Sunflower just for me? I shall treasure it forever!
Christmas: More than a piece of Dairy Fudge, a Footie Bar, or a freshly baked cookie?
Artist: Shh.

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