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Monday, December 14, 2015

The Season of Giving: Day 14


Christmas: Oh hi, Stan and Lee. What's up?
Stan: We heard you were handing out presents. 
Lee: Yeah, and we want ours!
Christmas: But you're not Daleks! Stan, you even proudly wear a badge, proclaiming that you're not a Dalek!
Stan: That didn't seem to matter where Groot was concerned.
Lee: And you gave the Brigadier a present too!
Christmas: Oh, very well. I'm just not sure what I can offer you. 
Stan: Resistance is useless!
Lee: Submit to our demands, or prepare to be cyber-conditioned!



Christmas: Uh, on behalf of your...oh, never mind. I'll have to give you the K-9s' present. Here, have a Yorkie bar. That is, if you can handle biscuit and raisin flavor.
Stan: Cybermen can handle biscuit and raisin. 
Lee: After all, Cybermen can dictate terms to Daleks.
Christmas: Sad, but true. 
Stan: Thank you for your kind and generous gift.
Lee: Agreed. Your thoughtfulness will not go unnoticed by the Cyber race.
Christmas: Well, that's a relief. 

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